I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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