Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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