So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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