Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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