let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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