it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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