That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
