Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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