i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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