summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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