Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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