He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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