if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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