Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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