Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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