chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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