goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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