I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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