Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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