I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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