And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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