im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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