We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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