i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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