she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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