Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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