Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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