I'm gonna have a badass scar
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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