my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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