I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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