Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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