Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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