I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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