I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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