Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
love makes seman taste better
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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