dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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