found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I will be naked everywhere
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
