We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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