I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
