Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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