Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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