That's intense
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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