Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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