you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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