sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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