I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize