I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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