My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i will never coherently bang her
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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