Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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