question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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