no you cant smoke seaweed
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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