we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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