you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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