Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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