Small penises have feelings too.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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