I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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