Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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